RIVER lets go and flows

For the dawn that wishes to wash everything away

RIVER doesn't get in the way.

Water Based Lubricant

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RIVER - Water-based Lubricant

About RIVER

The honest one. When you want to feel them, not the product.

What It Does to You

Lightweight. Invisible. Skin meeting skin with nothing in between.

Supplements your body's natural lubrication without announcing its presence. Rinses clean with water alone—no soap, no residue, no explanation needed.

This is water-based lubrication at its purest. Honest about what it is and what it does. No performance. No pretense.

pH balanced. Osmolality verified. Tested on tired skin at terrible hours.

When You Need RIVER

  • When natural sensation is everything.
  • When you're using silicone toys and need full compatibility.
  • When cleanup needs to be fast—bathroom counter at 4AM, just rinse and done.
  • When your skin is sensitive and you want the gentlest option.
  • When it's Tuesday morning and you have ten minutes before work.
  • When you want something simple, effective, and honest.

RIVER 《川》

Flows. Adapts. Returns to source.

You've felt it before—the lube that announces itself. The slickness that reminds you it's there. The texture that turns skin into performance.

RIVER refuses that compromise.

Water-based, hyaluronic-infused, engineered to disappear. What remains is sensation without separation. Skin meeting skin. Breath meeting breath. The formula that knows when to step back.

Lightweight. Invisible. Honest about its limits.

RIVER doesn't pretend to last forever. It gives you immediate intensity, then tells the truth when it needs help. No false promises. No sticky buildup trying to prove endurance it doesn't have.

Reactivates with a breath of moisture. A drop of water. Your own body's response. It works with the moment, not against it.

This is the formula that refuses to perform.

Press once. No fumbling. No interruption.

Food-grade materials. Single-handed mechanism. Patented pump that doesn't ask for your strength—it has its own.

RIVER lives inside a system designed to disappear. No plastic squeeze bottles. No cap threads at 2AM. Just press, receive, continue.

The chassis is the only thing designed to be seen.

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Ingest Safe

Not a snack, but safe if put in mouth.

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Invinsible Touch

You shouldn't feel anything when naked.

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Honest limits

Reactivates with moisture. No false endurance.

Formula Details

What It Works With

Everything. Especially silicone toys.

Condoms. Glass, metal, TPE, and yes—silicone toys. RIVER is 100% compatible where EARTH isn't.

Anal, vaginal, oral. Solo or together. Tasteless if you're curious.

One press from the MONOLITH. Single-handed. Silent. No interruption.

The Honest Truth

RIVER dries faster than silicone or hybrid formulas. Not a flaw—it's the nature of water.

Add moisture to reactivate. Or reapply. It's easy. That's the point.

Water play washes it away. If you're in the shower long-term, choose WINGS or EARTH.

HKD 118 | Refill: HKD 58 (scan, return, repeat)

What's Inside

Water, Propylene Glycol, Gluconolactone, Hydroxyethyl Cellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid.

Six ingredients. The simplest formula. No parabens. No glycerol. No silicone. No fragrance.

How to Use It

Press once. Maybe twice. Apply to yourself, to them, or your toy.

Reactivate with moisture—water, saliva, body—or just reapply.

Cleanup is water alone. Rinses completely clean. Zero staining risk.

For external use only. Adults 18+ or age of majority in your jurisdiction. Discontinue if irritation occurs.

Made Without Apology

Made in Hong Kong

FDA Registered (FEI: 3039539840) | FDA Listing: 53-555848-501430

GMP ISO 22716 Certified

Biological safety verified: non-cytotoxic, non-irritating, non-sensitizing

pH balanced. Osmolality WHO-compliant (<1200 mOsm/kg).

1.69 oz (50ml) in the MONOLITH airless piston pump. <2% residue. Get every last drop.

SKU: RM-AQ100

The Architecture

Food-grade polypropylene reservoir. ABS shell. A-Grade material rating. Single-handed operation with non-circular torque grip. Designed to live on your nightstand, not hide in a drawer.

Store at room temperature. Keep away from direct sunlight.